Salsanis Analytics

The Cat Distribution System is a truly interesting thing. It tends to strike when we least expect it and when it does, it does so in a way that makes all life around it stop. Frozen in time as our attention is devoted to the cute catto that has been brought forth to be our fur baby until the end of time. Which is pretty much what happened to one woman as she was trying to make her way to work. A rather ironic way for the CDS to operate seeing as it is rather well-known that cats encourage their pawrents to go to work and to work hard so that they can provide them with the fanciest treats in the land, making this story quite the standout. So we invite you to sit back, relax and thank your lucky stars that you were not the one who had to explain to their boss that they could not come in on account of a cat that had suddenly come to command their life. Is your inbox feline too professional? Add some cats falling off counters. Subscribe here!.